Approval jokes

I think God is cool with abortion.

After all, he did kill his only son.

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

One like = more from me to you. 👊

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.

Howard Stern rules, b*tches!