I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
