Apple

Apple Jokes

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Who will hit the ground first the girl or the apple?I don't know it depends if the girl is emo or not if she is emo the rope will catch her.

Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.

What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..

"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.

what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.

Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.

Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!