Apple falling jokes

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?

The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!