Apple falling jokes

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?

The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.

What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?

Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!