Ant-Man jokes

When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of its uncles were ants.

So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."