Ant-Man jokes
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
Me and Who?
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."