Another One Bites the Dust jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
"Another one bites the dust."
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.