Another One Bites the Dust jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
"Another one bites the dust."
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.