Animal puns jokes

Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?

Haaaaaaay!

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You can't beat a cheetah!