My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Angry Jokes
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC đ¤¨
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
You know why Hitler wouldnât drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Donât they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: Itâs not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
I just came across my wifeâs Tinder profile and Iâm so angry about her lies.
She is not âfun to be around.â
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, âWho created the Earth?â And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, âMY GOD!â And the teacher says, âYes, Sally, God did create the Earth.â Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, âWhere do you go after you live a good life?â and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, âHEAVENS TO BETSY!â And the teacher says, âYes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.â Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, âWhat did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?â and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, âIf you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear Iâm gonna lose it!â And the teacher faints.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesnât look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesnât give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
