Angry jokes
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”