And jokes

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.

Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

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  • A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?

    The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.

    Why can't England play chess?

    Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

    What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

    A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

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  • What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

    At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

    What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

    Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

    "If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."