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What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"

Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."

Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"

Dad: "That isn't the remote."

*Weird background music*

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I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.