And jokes
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!