And jokes
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!