Ancient times jokes

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!

Me: hee hee egypt.

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?

Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.