Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
i love climbing over wall because my ancestry was a Mexican.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....