Amphibian

Amphibian jokes

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

He was toad away.

Get it?

What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.