Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Amphibian Jokes
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
