Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!