Alter Ego jokes

Satan and the devil are alter egos.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.

I am the grand wizard, mak.