Alover jokes

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

"I will Always Love You!"

Fall

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.