Alberta jokes

Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.

Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.