Albania jokes

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.