Akbar jokes

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

What did Allah say when he created the universe?

-Allahu akbar!!!