What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Air Jokes
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
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Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
You guys are idiots!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
HKY FM? Hmm.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Bender.
