Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
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Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Why did ten die? It was between 9/11.
Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
you guys are idiots
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon Because she will let it go
HKY FM? Hmm.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Bender.
I air.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
how do you call a cop
thru the phone
(my puns are bad)
