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Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
me - i fucked your mom orphan - i dont have a mom so u fucked the air
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Why did ten die? It was between 9/11.
Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.
you guys are idiots
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon Because she will let it go
HKY FM hmm
You are in the air way how funny
bender
I air
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
how do you call a cop
thru the phone
(my puns are bad)
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF
You’re so lame you don’t have a superpower! Yah I do! Oh yeah what is it? My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand! That’s breathing Jim. NO IT’S NOT ,JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!
if best friend tell u that he gay for u what do u do tell well u tell hi oh nice gay ass
