Adhesive

Adhesive jokes

Glue

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

Cat

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.

Community

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more