Achilles jokes

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.

Ahhhhhhh!

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Kenshiro is already dead.