Academia jokes
I fucking hate school, god damn!
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
like this if you don't like school.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
Community talk
Gimme some motivation it's 12 at night and I have my last exam for the term tmrrrrr I wanna sleep so badly but I haven't finished revising 😭😭😭
hey everyone so i kinda have a lot going on rn nd im struggling to keep up w school...nd as a result my grades are going down. SO im gonna try to take a break from here. i have no idea how long it'll last. i might be back tomorrow, or i might not be back for a month. but either way, im gonna try nd i j wanted to let you all know. love you guys <3
Math is making me want to kill myself rn