Academia jokes

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Question

  • The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."

    The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."

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    Scale

  • On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

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  • Assignment

  • My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

    I answered, "Happy."

    The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

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    Expulsion

  • Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

    Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

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    Community talk

  • Gimme some motivation it's 12 at night and I have my last exam for the term tmrrrrr I wanna sleep so badly but I haven't finished revising 😭😭😭

  • hey everyone so i kinda have a lot going on rn nd im struggling to keep up w school...nd as a result my grades are going down. SO im gonna try to take a break from here. i have no idea how long it'll last. i might be back tomorrow, or i might not be back for a month. but either way, im gonna try nd i j wanted to let you all know. love you guys <3