Abortion clinic jokes

Ring ring.

Abortion clinic!

Where no fetus can beat us.

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?

"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"

So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.