Abortion clinic jokes
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.