Aborted fetus jokes
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
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Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.