Aborted fetus jokes
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.