Aborted fetus jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.