Aborted fetus

Aborted fetus jokes

Fetus

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Fetus

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Jew

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Fetus

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.