Aborted fetus jokes
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.