Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
what does LMAO stand for? Launching Moms At Orphans
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
