Abbreviation jokes
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Ily.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
Ass (DYM 89).
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
we (DYM 55).
Know (DYM 54).
your (DYM 51)
Doin (DYM 49).
Doin (DYM 31)
We (DYM 25).
Doin' (DYM 19)
Doin (DYM 12)?