A choo jokes
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
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I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
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Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.