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Registered on 9/21/2023 · 117 followers · Last active 9 days ago

Headpool

VENOM: LET THERE BE LEAN

I LOVE
LEAN!!!!!

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BATtle

im going to battle.
V
what is tle?
D)

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Rip

Me: *Clicks on refresh button*
Reddit: *Shows the same memes*
Me:

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‘Merica

"Hey are you free this weekend?"
[gazes into distance]
[wipes tear from cheek]
[bald eagle screeches]
"I'm always free"

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Stonks

My brain at 3am:
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Based Joker

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Antisocial

Asking an
employee where
the product
you're looking for
is
Walking around
the store for a
half hour looking
for it instead of
asking

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Zamboni

Hahahahahaha!
Or you're gonna die!
You're about to be killed by a zamboni.
Tell me where your fucking boss is!
...in five minutes.

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Skeletor tips

Start every phone call with
'my phone is about to die'
then you can
Skeletor will return with
more introvert tips.
hang up
whenever
you want

Headpool

Neighbor

"LOVE YOUR
NEIGHBOR AS
YOURSELF"
YOU FUCKING
MORON
HELLO
NEIGHBOR
YOU WORTHLESS
PIECE OF HUMAN
SHIT
BY EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS FOR Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Headpool

COCaine

Smol Cease and Desist Today at 7:09 PM
POMNI
I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE
AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

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A society built on LIES

Merico
the american crayon
american c
Made in México

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Procrastination

Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes
Me: How about 30 minutes
Me: Just skip work
Me: Just quit your job

Headpool

This won’t end well..

2114
844-
LLULKRALLELLILL
TANTIN
IN INILAHRAIN LIFE
084430444
וווו.
FAN IN Y
IN TANMERN

Headpool

Mental Breakdown

POMNI!
DO THAT THING
THE AUDIENCE LOVES
SO MUCH!
*MENTAL BREAKDOWN*
w
AMAZING!
LUMIN ART
An

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Fight

*a fight starts*
is fighting
is trying to
stop it
is filming
everything
is confused
just watchs
starts
screaming
NO

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Griddy

HIT THE GRIDDY
ALL YOU WANT
YOU CAN NEVER KICK
THE KITTY LIKE I CAN

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Har har har har har

five night freddy
har har har har har
har har har

Headpool

It’s finally happening…

CHUCK ECHEESE'S
USA TODAY
5 Children have gone
missing inside a Chuck
E. Cheese. Parents
report smells coming...
1 day ago

1
…
5
6
7
…
12

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Mid-Western Motherfucker

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