Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
what's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a big plus!