What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
rapboat
FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the STREET SIGNS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.