Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
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What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the STUDIO on the other side