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Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
UNBLINGABLE
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his FILLINGS checked
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen