Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
rapboat
FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the STUDIO on the other side
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER