Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
MichaelSull45
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.