Heroin Monkey

@heroinmonkey

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Registered on 1/25/2024 · 132 followers · Last active 1 month ago

Laptop

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A classroom scene where several students are seated at desks with open laptops. In the foreground, instead of a laptop, a black panini press or sandwich grill is open on the desk. The text "I forgot my laptop" is overlaid on the image.

Girl

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A serious-looking Homelander from the TV show 'The Boys' is featured in the bottom half of the image. The top half contains text that reads: 'When you ask a girl in your class for her number but she doesn't even have a phone yet so you just go back to teaching.' A faint watermark 'theen' is visible on the right side of Homelander's image.

Chess

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A meme shows a very red-faced baby screaming and crying intensely, with its mouth wide open and tears streaming down its face. Above the baby, white text on a light gray background reads: "Chess fans when I knock their stupid fucking pieces off the table and start eating their organs."

Satire

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A still from a Marvel movie shows Tony Stark, portrayed by Robert Downey Jr., with a perplexed expression while looking at a holographic display of a spinning Earth. Above the image, white text on a black background reads: "The Onion trying to write a more ridiculous article title after getting one upped by reality every week."

Lightning

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

An image depicting three people, stylized with glowing eyes and mouths, surrounded by intense purple lightning. The person in the foreground is screaming with a bright blue glow from their mouth. Behind them, to the left, a person with glasses laughs with glowing eyes, and to the right, another person smirks with glowing eyes, wearing a hoodie that partially reads 'NEW YOR'. The number '657' is prominently displayed at the bottom, also enveloped in purple lightning.

America

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

The image displays a product package designed to resemble American patriotic imagery. The background is an American flag with red and white stripes and a blue field with white stars. A bald eagle with outstretched wings is depicted above a red baseball cap. The cap has "MAKE AMERICA HARD AGAIN" written on it in white text, parodying a well-known political slogan. Above the eagle, the product name "M.A.H.A. 3000" is displayed. Below the cap, a single red and white capsule, resembling a pill, is visible in blister packaging. The text "GET YUGE!" is printed at the bottom left.

Teacher

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A surreal, cosmic landscape featuring a large, pale, ram-like creature with long horns, tiny wings, and an exceptionally long, pink tongue. The tongue wraps around a small Earth resting on a reddish, volcanic ground with glowing magma pockets. In the background, two dark celestial bodies resembling moons with human faces appear. The text overlaid on the image reads, "how it feels to see your teacher outside of school."

Plush toy

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A strange-looking plush toy with a pale, round face, small eyes, a tiny teal nose, rosy cheeks, and a wide, toothy grin. Its body is fuzzy and green, resembling a caterpillar or a creature in a onesie, with bunny-like ears and small human-like hands. The toy is sitting on an orange seat, possibly on public transport, with blurry figures in the background.

Toy

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A young boy in a blue polo shirt holds a toy that resembles a deconstructed metal sphere. One half of the sphere, appearing as a metal bowl with a central dome, is attached to a handle in his right hand. The other half, a matching metal dome, floats above the first half, connected by a thin black wire. The boy looks up at the floating part of the toy with an open mouth and an excited, joyful expression.

Superhero

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A comic strip shows a movie theater marquee advertising "AVENGERS." Two young children are standing nearby. One child says in a speech bubble, "They killed my dad." The other child, looking towards two uniformed figures (one labeled POLICE, the other EMS), says in a speech bubble, "ACTUAL SUPERHEROES." In the background, the CN Tower is visible. Below the comic, a comment from a user asks, "Question is who said what first."

Internet slang

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

Is this tuff in 2023?

A birthday party setting featuring a black banner strung across a white window, reading "THIS SKIBIDI RIZZLER IS 8 NO CAP". On a white table below the banner, there is a white cake stand holding several cupcakes with blue and green frosting. One cupcake has a black topper that reads "BRUH I'M 8". Two chairs with woven backs are partially visible at the table.

WhatsApp

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A meme formatted like a WhatsApp chat. The top text reads "If WhatsApp was in the human body 😂". The chat shows multiple entries from "cell 1" through "cell 5", each saying "I need CARBOHYDRATES". In between cell 3 and cell 4, there is an entry from "cancer cell" with a red icon, saying "I can't KILL MYSELF". On the right side, there's a silhouette of a person walking.

Michigan

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A meme showing a map of Michigan. Text at the top reads: 'Bro why tf they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten' ?? the thumb would have to be huge'. A Photoshopped hand is placed over the map, with a large, disproportionate thumb covering Michigan's Upper Peninsula and the rest of the hand covering the Lower Peninsula, ironically illustrating the point about the thumb's size.

Sexuality

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

Cat

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A close-up view of a silver laptop with its screen open, displaying what appears to be audio or video editing software. Three horseshoe crabs are placed on and around the laptop. One horseshoe crab is on the top edge of the screen, another is on the keyboard, and a third is on the laptop's palm rest. White text overlaid on the screen reads: 'My cats always brothe me when I'm on the computer' followed by a thinking face emoji and a beer emoji.

Knowledge

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

An illustration divided diagonally. On the left side, a person is lying on their stomach, looking at a television, with a shadow that appears to be two beer bottles and a remote control. On the right side, a person is sitting cross-legged, reading a book, with a shadow showing a fantastical landscape, including a castle, planets, rockets, and a dinosaur. Above the illustration, in a purple banner, the text reads: 'Knowledge is KEY 💯💯'. Below the diagonal line, near the center, there is a small watermark '@flop_the_fllix'.

Hamster

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

What is eh on abt

Subway

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A person's bare foot is placed alongside a Subway sandwich, seemingly to measure its length. White text overlay says, "gotta make sure subway ain't scamming me" followed by a crying emoji and a praying hands emoji.

Pregnancy

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A photoshopped image featuring footballer Cristiano Ronaldo smiling while standing next to streamer IShowSpeed, who has a visibly pregnant belly and is holding it with his hands. Both are looking towards the camera and smiling. The background is a soft, blurred light with some sparkles.

Classic

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a Google search results page. The search bar at the top displays the query 'american literature classics'. Below, sponsored results are shown. The first result is a book cover titled 'THE SIGMA MALE BIBLE' by John Russel, featuring a white wolf. Below the title, the tagline reads 'Unleash The Lone Wolf And Master The Sigma Grindset To Achieve Success'. The second result is a book cover titled 'WHEN THE Side N***** CATCH FEELINGS' by National Bestselling Author Jessica N. Watkins, depicting a dark-skinned man with a beard looking away from a woman peering over his shoulder. A third partially visible book cover on the far right is titled 'THE SOUTH WAS RIGHT!'