Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
Disabledman
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Why aren't blind people allowed to skydive anymore? It really scares the shit out of the dogs.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was absolutely crawling in pussy.