Why aren't blind people allowed to skydive anymore? It really scares the shit out of the dogs.
Disabledman
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was absolutely crawling in pussy.