Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
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How many baby's does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it😆😂😁.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphans parents?
One of the two actually came back😂
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say “ I’m going to get milk!” To his wife and kids