Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?...because they orded pepperoni pizza and got plain

whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest

nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...

But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.