What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus Friend: No? Person: Exactly
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker? I’ve watched fast and furious seven
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
Wots the funniest joke ever? rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2) “I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
