Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
You're hairline is so far away, that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee
Why are Americans so good at rubix cubes?
They are skilled at seperating colors.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
My dad smashed my PS5. So I smashed his wife.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
your mom is so fat wen you printid the picshor it wold not stop printing😂😂🤣🤣
your whife dompd you becose you or so poor and you or so ugly you olsow live under a rock and hav no monny you got dumpt so hord you cant rememder you got dumps.
Orphans don’t have parents lol
I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
You so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say Goodbye
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
