Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said they don't allow professionals.
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale It said I need your weight not your Phone number
what do you call a white person having a seizure a milkshake
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible......I thought she was a smurf.....
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's....Non existent......
Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mamma so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
What is my most popular side of myself-? S U I C I D E
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show I waited and when she finally passed by Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Pecock
yo mama so fat she dont need the internet because she is already world wide
Yo mama's so dumb when a robber stole her TV she said you forgot the remote
Yo mama so fat when sh3 bought a fur coat she made a whole species extinct.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater".
