I’m gonna stop telling rape jokes....
They just seem so forced
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs in a place worse than a zoo
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
I didn't know I raped her, I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
Rape is a touchy subject
Why can't a orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run
knock knck whose there nonye nonye who nonye buisness
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... never mind...
I was watching the condring with a emo person she said she likes the part where the girl was hanging I said why because you wish it were you?
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: What the fuck is in this drink
What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe brand? White vans
Why did the mailman die? Cause everyone dies
