If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
o o a a.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
