Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Worst Jokes Ever
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
