Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Worst Jokes Ever
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Germany is the best!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
