If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Worst Jokes Ever
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
My ex.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
