I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn
F in orphan means family
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Rose are red, Violet are violet, my dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
What do you call garage is gay a gyarge
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies. Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
I bet kobee failed flying school
If kobe missed a shot his helicopter will too
Im dead serious about kobe :Kobe in heaven.....
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? CHECKMATE
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself so I did it for her
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
Grass
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
