Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
