Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan...
A iPhone has a button to go home
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
why can't orphans play baseball
they don't know were home is
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Who are the worlds fastest readers? The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
one i grow some som more yea i am 4 im caillou im caillou im caillou thats me.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend
As she saw it, she said "nevermind, just finger me"
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Becuase they have a face not even a mother could love
9/11 jokes are a bomb
my balls
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
Hehe
we don't joke about orphans unless they have family. THEN we assassinate the family.
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
