Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Worst Jokes Ever
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Aha!
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Suck my cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
My anus smells.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
User name is Nico Belick.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
It's sad someone has ligma.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
