Teacher: I’m gonna call ur parents Orphan: go on see if they pick up
So if you are bored punch a orphan
What are they gonna do tell there parents 🙄🙄
Why are orphans so bad at doge ball
They don’t have a home to run to
Why do orphans hate dodgeball
No one misses them
What movie do orphans hate
Home alone
What is the orphans version to a family portrait
A selfie
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball
A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
How do you surprise a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster." Am I, or is he?
what is six inches, and has nuts, and is hard.
a sinkers bar
what do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair...?
hot wheels!!! --------------
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on youtube? A very good person
Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
what movie do orphans hate : home
I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Imagine being autistic idiots
