How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
Do y'all love Jesus God? 🙏🏻❤️
Down syndrome suck
Bruh who likes dhar mann now a days that shit is ass AF And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit
Nah I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his RHYMING WATCH
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in RHYME
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo"
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke? Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag? A Kit Kat.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
