Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. đ
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
Cause I clapped him cheeks fool!
My name says it all.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Whatâs a lesbianâs favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? Gum.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Your hairline goes so far back even history canât record it
guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".
What's the difference between a chinese person with an old person? One lasts long and another doesn't
Why couldnât the orphan play baseball???
He couldnât get to home base
Clash Royale=CR Angry Birds=AB Minecraft=MC Talking Ben=TB Clash of Clans=COCđ¤¨
I'm Jessica and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes
Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
How do you talk to a giant? - - Use big words.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me.
