To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Worst Jokes Ever
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
But when?
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
