What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxyđ
What do you get when you cross a jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbreadman
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the poleđ
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language
Whats gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters
just ask your dad
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Dark Humor Is Just Like Water,
Some People Get It Some People Don't.
So Iâm riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: âSon! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?â
Me: âWhy dad?â
Dad: âBecause it ainât got no pop!â
If youâre having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Like if you have a dick or u are an orphan
Like if you think I'm stupid.
MAGGOT.
The ,,S" in Putin stands for smart.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because thereâs no home to come back to.
What shoe told feet put me on your feet
What do u call a united cow? United Steaks
Heaven is like university, no one get in
