Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.