Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, hbu take my life.
what do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels
You know why eggs cant tell jokes? They crack eachother up
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck I left the oven on!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez Mike? Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez? Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What do you call Autistic kids baking? Downies with brownies
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
Why did the orphan rod the bank
To be wanted
guys why r we being racist, why cant we love eachother pls, gimme that dick boy, pls stop fighting, lets love eachother and them big ole dicks pls, gimme that dick, i hate racism
Where can u never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants
Knock knock Who’s there Draggin’ Draggin’ who? Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3
if you killed an orphans family... oh wait
Im worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
The twins ordered pepperoni. But they got plain
Shut your goofy ahh mouth
