How do you kill a catholic.

Crucify them…

hey im not forcing you to learn the force

Are you guys alright ? if you answered yes then you are wrong You are all LEFT kill meh (This joke was taken from dat none funny b*tch on britains got talent)

What is 2+2? Fish

I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.

I want my f...ing feet back.

My mum

whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have i common?

that i will never get old.

a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny

When your at breakfast with disabled kids and you call your friends name and he thinks your disabled so he hurries the f... outta there.

Your Mom

Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

lets play roblox my name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX

What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

How do you close a Cabinet? YOU CLOSET HAHAHHYAAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What’s white and sticky? A white mans p.... after taking care of his neighbours dog

Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China

2 gay kids made their version of the jack,and jill nursery rhyme. jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of latte’s.